I am laughing so goddamn hard at this
it’s like… I imagine this is what a pole dance at an asexual bar looks like
just me and a bunch of other asexuals admiring the strength required to rotate off the ground like this indefinitely
the baby toys in the back of the room.
This is the best one I’ve seen
I’d just like to point out that the paper says “the louder they laugh, the harder it is for them to hear you cry” and that breaks my heart
|—||Matty Healy, The 1975 (via ohsnapitzmax)|
me trying to put my life back together
I’ve always wanted this cake for my birthday or something like look that would be cool
This is the Buckley Family. The children’s names were Susan and John. As a Halloween joke, all the kids in the neighborhood were going to get a dummy and pretend to chop its head off. The Buckley children thought it would be hilarious to actually murder their mother, so when the kids walked up the the door, they got an axe and slaughtered her. Once everyone figured out what they had really done, they called the police, but the kids were long gone by then. The only picture of them was this photo, taken by a trick or treater. The mothers body was later found half eaten.
Someone make this a Supernatural episode
This week on “Why Kids Are Fucked Up”